Barista pick up lines.
I wanna know the best pickup lines you've ever heard from across the bar or that you've thought up to use from behind the bar. I will start us off with a few examples.
Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?
Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.
Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?
Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.
Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Permalink Reply by Joe Smith on
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This one applies to skinny white guys
Do you like your latte's skinny, strong and with a spoon in it? (when you say the last part put a spoon in your mouth)
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Permalink Reply by Patrick Reed on
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After waving away cash money to pay for a latte I said. "Just consider this our first date."
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Permalink Reply by Mandoline Medina on
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Perfect.
Matt Milletto said:I'd tap that ... (speaking of the portafilter after grinds distribution of course)
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Two words: Sexual Harassment and or total whore. Hahaha
Benza Lance said:Oh, I would have to say this is the best line someone tried to use on me. Happened about two months ago:
Super foxy Romanian girl walks up to the reg. She wants a capp for here (awesome), but doesn't know which espresso to choose (s.o. or the blend). Since its slow, I take over for the reg op, going into geeky detail about the differences. I finally convince her to try the s.o. 'spro (Ethiopian Ghimbi Wollega), and she gives me a shy little grin and says,
"Well, lets see how good you taste"
and gives me a wink.
... luckily, I brought a change of pants to work that day, but DAMN!
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haha
Lucy Matulich said:sorry about that. Meg and I are drinking.
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Permalink Reply by Nicole Michaud on
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I like watching you clean your steam wand...
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Permalink Reply by Jesse -D-> on
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you can help purge it if you want.
Sorry I couldn't help myself.
Nicole Michaud said:I like watching you clean your steam wand...
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Permalink Reply by Zak Rye on
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good one today-
older hippy in teva sandals comes in alone.
orders a french press with 2 mugs and sits down.
lovely young barista brings the press and 2 mugs to the table.
old hippy pours both mugs full and asks the young lady to join him.
slick old dude....
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Permalink Reply by tif on
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smoooooth
Zak Rye said:good one today-
older hippy in teva sandals comes in alone.
orders a french press with 2 mugs and sits down.
lovely young barista brings the press and 2 mugs to the table.
old hippy pours both mugs full and asks the young lady to join him.
slick old dude....
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Permalink Reply by Laura Clark on
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If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine.
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Permalink Reply by Emily Wiersma on
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haha nice one!
Laura Clark said:If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine.
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