Barista pick up lines.

I wanna know the best pickup lines you've ever heard from across the bar or that you've thought up to use from behind the bar. I will start us off with a few examples.

Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?

Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.

Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Permalink Reply by Jason Calhoon on February 20, 2008 at 1:52pm
hey wanna show me how to grind sometime......
Permalink Reply by Matt Milletto on February 20, 2008 at 2:43pm
I'd tap that ... (speaking of the portafilter after grinds distribution of course)
Permalink Reply by Brendon Parsons on February 21, 2008 at 6:39am
Would you like a shot in the dark?
Permalink Reply by James Spano on February 21, 2008 at 7:52pm
How about a French kiss? (one of our flavored drinks naturally)
Permalink Reply by Alex Negranza on March 18, 2008 at 1:47am
Wanna bar back me?
Permalink Reply by K-SAKI on March 19, 2008 at 5:51am
you have nice cup sizes.
Permalink Reply by Ken Chappell on March 19, 2008 at 8:04am
Too easy..."do you get whipped?"
Permalink Reply by fizaithers on March 21, 2008 at 5:19am
you can can press me anytime... [referencing french pressing]

i love how you grind
Permalink Reply by David on March 21, 2008 at 8:34am
working bar, i took the drink ticket once, set it on the counter, and told the girl that they put her name and drink order on the ticket but forgot to put her number on it. Handed her a pen and went right back to making her drink. I love working bar :) it's so much easier to get a date then working POS.
Permalink Reply by David on March 21, 2008 at 8:36am
Could I play with your knockbox???
Permalink Reply by Ryan Knapp on April 5, 2008 at 4:33pm
hey can i wipe your wand?
Permalink Reply by Jaime on May 2, 2008 at 6:36am
best line I have had was by this sweet guy who kept coming in the store every shift I worked and hung out and talked to me. One day when he was paying for his cup and a pound to take home, he asked if I would like to go to lunch sometime. I said "no I'm sorry I don't date customers." He responded without delay "well I guess I won't come in any more." I had no come back for it. Yes I did go on a date and had a great time. I later met my husband because of him. Thanks Brian!

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