Barista pick up lines.

I wanna know the best pickup lines you've ever heard from across the bar or that you've thought up to use from behind the bar. I will start us off with a few examples.

Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?

Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.

Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Permalink Reply by Alex Negranza on May 8, 2008 at 3:30am
Baaahahaha! This one wins.
Permalink Reply by Tim Bartz on May 18, 2008 at 10:57am
How 'bout, "I got a pound of Jamaican Blue I just roasted for my Clover at home. Interested?" I don't know if it would work since I've never had luck with pickup lines, but it'd work on me if I were single.
Permalink Reply by nik orosi on May 18, 2008 at 11:16am
hahahaha...this post is great
Permalink Reply by nik orosi on May 18, 2008 at 11:18am
this is the winner, crazy....
Permalink Reply by Joe Stormer on May 25, 2008 at 11:26pm
you must be a portafilter, babe, cuz i'd sure like to knock the puck outta you
Permalink Reply by Benza Lance on June 8, 2008 at 2:51pm
one of our barista jams was called " I'd tamp that".
It was, as the young kids say, hilariously awesome.
Permalink Reply by Benza Lance on June 8, 2008 at 2:52pm
Joe coming through with the zinger!
Permalink Reply by Benza Lance on June 8, 2008 at 2:54pm
Oh, I would have to say this is the best line someone tried to use on me. Happened about two months ago:

Super foxy Romanian girl walks up to the reg. She wants a capp for here (awesome), but doesn't know which espresso to choose (s.o. or the blend). Since its slow, I take over for the reg op, going into geeky detail about the differences. I finally convince her to try the s.o. 'spro (Ethiopian Ghimbi Wollega), and she gives me a shy little grin and says,
"Well, lets see how good you taste"
and gives me a wink.


... luckily, I brought a change of pants to work that day, but DAMN!
Permalink Reply by Joe Stormer on June 17, 2008 at 8:23am
i'd like to lock into THAT group head!
Permalink Reply by The Barista Formerly Known As JavaJ on June 17, 2008 at 1:21pm
Nice tamp, wanna puck?
Permalink Reply by Chris DeMarse on June 17, 2008 at 1:37pm
hey baby, how bout you make your single origin my bedroom
Permalink Reply by Tisi on June 18, 2008 at 6:07am
These are hilarious. I've got nothing.

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