We've started a Coffee Quote Dry Erase Board that we use at our front register to give the customers a little laugh. I was wondering if you guys could help out and tell me what you think would be a good Coffee Joke, Quote, or Fact that I could have on the board. I promise to use everybody that offers up one, and if it's your own witty quote, I'll gladly put your name by it! Thanks in advance guys!

-Sarah

By the way, here's a couple we've used:

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated!

"Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before." -Author Unknown

Q. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?
A. Because there is no KAREEM anymore

"Sleep in a sympton of caffeine deprivation." -Author Unknown