Probably an old, unreliable, shiny Honda Dream like Elvis used to drive. Maybe a Harley Topper! I'm all about small, underpowered, tucked-all-the-time, flat-out-in-every-gear! I have a soft spot for the 2-stroke R-Series bikes (stink-wheels) but my environmental sensibilities mean I don't have one of them.
Still searching for the perfect bike...