Dear Coffee, I love you. I have many friends that love you too. Many of them also have another friend named Beer who they also love dearly and a few others have a delightful young friend named Whiskey. I am writing to let you know that my friends and I will be visiting our other friends, Beer and Whiskey on March 9th at Harefield Road in Williamsburg at 9pm. Now don't get upset Coffee, don't be jealous. Many of us will be back early the next morning to care for you as we always have. We might be a little sleepy but you may be able to help with that. If you love me coffee, you will let me have other friends. I knew you would understand. Coffee, you are the best!

Love,
Ed

(This is an invitation if you didn't pick up on that. Come one, come all!)
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