So I like wandering around Craigslist late at night. You never know when you might stumble upon that sofa that just screams "you". Not that I've found that sofa, or anything else, but I've always wanted to window shop yard sales in my underwear...

So I'm on Craigslist and I'm noticing more and more grave plots up for sale. Some people have foresight... That late night commercial about sparing loved ones your final costs really make an impression on them. They drop a couple of grand for the piece of mind that comes from owning a hole in the ground. So it makes me wonder why...

Did they suddenly decide dying wasn't for them?

Maybe they found a different hole with a better view?

Or maybe they thought, "Fuck the kids, I want a new flatscreen!"

Then I think, "Maybe I shouldn't drink espresso when I work a close shift."