Chuck (40 something regular customer walks in the door)
Me (Head Bean): Hi Chuck, see your forgot your mug, paper or porcelain?
Heidi (21yr barista & general galley wench): Paper, he breaks cups.
Chuck: laughs, medium mocha in paper is fine.
Me to Chuck: (While Heidi pulling whole milk from fridge) That's skinny isn't it?
Heidi: No he gets whole milk
Chuck: Yeah skinny, they always forget.
Heidi (Blushing, putting whole milk back getting out 1%): You shaved!
Chuck: just smiles.
Heidi: You look older!
Chuck: Laughing, Fuck-you!
Heidi: Smiling, that's mean!
Chuck: What you said was mean!
Me: ROFLOL had to walk out the front door.

Gotta love it...