Barista pick up lines.

I wanna know the best pickup lines you've ever heard from across the bar or that you've thought up to use from behind the bar. I will start us off with a few examples.

Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?

Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.

Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Permalink Reply by Jason Haeger on March 25, 2009 at 10:23am
You're not helping. haha

David said:
Did you mean "moan fest!"

Jason Haeger said:
This thread is a major groan fest.
Permalink Reply by Samir Ali on March 25, 2009 at 2:27pm
"I'll have a Brown eye"
(red-eye)
Permalink Reply by Bre on March 25, 2009 at 2:42pm
honestly, I don't hit on people at work, one because I am just awkward and end up saying something stupid and fast like "ihaveacathernameisaliceilikecoffee.FOOD!okaythanksbye!"
but I think it is hilarious that when I pour hearts into guy's drinks they all think that I did it JUST for them, and that I have a crush on them. I had one guy that I poured a mach for who actually said "Um, really? I have a girlfriend. Kind of inappropriate."
Jeez.
Permalink Reply by Derek Dyson on March 25, 2009 at 9:28pm
I once had a girl leave a note in the tip jar that read something like "call me sometime" with her phone number and a reminder that she was the cute girl that ordered so and so latte. I never acted on it but I did initiate conversation with my current gf of 2 yrs by pouring a heart in her mocha and just writing HI in the middle of it with chocolate.
Permalink Reply by Djaya on March 26, 2009 at 12:33am
A friend of mine met his girlfriend by pouring her a cappucino with a blank surface an then he just wrote his phonenumber on it with chocolate syrup. They're still together so i guess it has some potential :p
Permalink Reply by Greg Hill on March 26, 2009 at 1:25am
Permalink Reply by Daniel Gruska on March 30, 2009 at 6:18pm
You're makin' my group-heads run hot.
Permalink Reply by Lucy Matulich on March 30, 2009 at 8:13pm
sorry about that. Meg and I are drinking.
Permalink Reply by Steve on March 31, 2009 at 11:22am
Today were going topless, would you be interested in saving a the earth and go topless? Refering to "Topless Tuesdays" Its our way of saving the earth one day of the week while suggesting not having a top on there coffee to go....

Lucy Matulich said:
sorry about that. Meg and I are drinking.
Permalink Reply by Bre on March 31, 2009 at 2:35pm
really? ew.

Daniel Gruska said:
You're makin' my group-heads run hot.
Permalink Reply by Flavia Celidonio Pogliani on April 1, 2009 at 3:35am
In Sydney, Australia:
Can I have a beer?
Where's Coffee Club (the competiror on the same level)?
Do you heat the milk till 140 Celsius??!
Can I have a mocha with no chocolate in?
Where is the toilet?
Where's the toilet?
Whre's the toilet?
Where's the toilet? ...

And when we asked their names to call out the order, some of them would also give their phone numbers.
Permalink Reply by Cedric on April 1, 2009 at 10:00am
Do you have a certain grind and pound to take home?

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