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Sweetbird is in da house!

Posted by Sweetbird on August 6, 2009 at 9:00pm
With summer here, the annual freak-fest that is Big Brother is well underway. Joining the loons, freaks and other miscreants in the ‘car-crash’ TV stalwart is none other than Coffee Industry legend and self confirmed real fruit fanatic – Sweetbird.In a statement released through his publicist, Sweetbird has stated “I would like to make it clear that the resent lurid tabloid stories about me and a member of Girls Aloud are completely fictitious. I will be using my time in the Big Brother House instilling my love of everything pure, natural and 100% real fruit to all members of the house. I would also like to use this opportunity to tell all contestants of BB9 that at no point do I intend doing the washing up”A close personal friend of Mr Sweetbird (who for legal reasons can only be referred to as Helen X) has divulged his reasons for entering the house. “He is a driven bird, driven to make sure that everyone in the Big Brother House will get 100% pure fruit smoothies that haven’t had anything added or been mucked around with. He wants to build a better world filled with 100% real fruit smoothies that have been ethically sourced and cute little puppies. He will also be using this time to distance himself from a certain member of 80’s pop sensation T’pau.”Contestants will be sampling the all new Sweetbird 100% Fruit Smoothie that was launched a few months ago, over the next 13 weeks. The three, ethically sourced ambient storage 100% fruit smoothies will ensure that housemates will get at least 1 of their recommended 5 a day along with their daily helping of gruel. The flavours include Mango & Orange, Blackberry & Blueberry and Pineapple and Passion fruit. The ambient storage 330ml bottles are a perfect addition to all retail locations.
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